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Funny, but real spoken english!

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges who always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English". Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English".

# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle. There is no wind in the balloon. The girl with the mirror please comes her... (i.e. girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times... You, go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately. Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict about this)
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